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Lorna (and Kyle, Logan and possibly Matt), I am sorry for the smell of burning in the kitchen, and the mess in the oven.

Wade and I were trying to make chicken and waffles, after some of my brother's home distilled produce.  I will clean it all up when my head stops pounding.

Date: 2013-01-19 03:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-weaponx.livejournal.com
That explains the stench.

Was startin' to wonder if there'd been a bonfire someplace and I didn't know about it.

Date: 2013-01-19 04:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
Don't sweat it - I'm on my way down to clean it right now.

Date: 2013-01-19 04:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
It's not my fault frying chicken and making waffles is difficult to do at the same time. Also, where did you hide the waffle iron? The oven wouldn't be a mess if we could've found that. Instead, we tried to rig up something in the oven and that just didn't turn out well.

Date: 2013-01-19 04:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com
You have no idea how much I am staring at this screen right now plotting ways of getting my revenge.

You rigged it? Wade! Why would you do that!? The waffle maker is on the counter to the left! And you use the fryer for the chicken. How drunk were you?

That is it I am coming down to see the damage, my poor kitchen.

My poor oven.

Date: 2013-01-19 04:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
I wasn't drunk! Kurt was drunk, but I definitely wasn't. I didn't even drink a whole bottle by myself. I drank maybe half. That's nothing.

And I did that because I couldn't find the waffle maker - that doesn't look like a waffle maker, it looks like spaceship.

Don't worry, I got most of the gunk out and the oven's auto-cleaning at like a million degrees or something.

Date: 2013-01-19 04:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-bamf.livejournal.com
Nothing is destroyed beyond repair! I am coming to help Wade clean, head or no head, because I think he is right and the cooking part was my idea.

Date: 2013-01-19 04:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com
You guys kill me. You really do.

And Kurt, I can teach you how to drink and cook.

Date: 2013-01-19 04:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com
And this is why we leave the cooking to the professionals.When the kitchen is cleaned to my standards, only then will I make you some Chicken and Waffles. Not Wade though, this could had been his idea.

Date: 2013-01-19 04:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
Hey now - chicken and waffles was my idea, yeah, but cooking it ourselves was definitely Kurt's. I was all for a late night run to a diner or something.

Date: 2013-01-19 04:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com
Okay. I am calm I am no longer freaking out and imagining a large hole where the oven used to be. I am good.

I'll make breakfast for you too. Next time...I have nothing.

Date: 2013-01-19 04:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
Oh, my Green-Haired Siren of the Kitchen.

Date: 2013-01-19 04:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-catseye.livejournal.com
Note to self: stay out of catform to avoid enhanced senses for a while!

Also, do the two of you need to be Laked?

Date: 2013-01-19 04:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-catseye.livejournal.com
*gigglesnort* Do you need some help making Chicken an Waffles?

Date: 2013-01-19 04:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com
Yes please. Might as well make enough for others.

Date: 2013-01-19 04:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-catseye.livejournal.com
Awesome! I love chicken and waffles!

Date: 2013-01-19 04:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
No laking necessary, thanks for offering though! Why does everyone keep offering to lake me? Kurt did it last night, too.

Date: 2013-01-19 04:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-catseye.livejournal.com
That's what we do to people who get drunk and cause mischief or mayhem around here!

Date: 2013-01-19 04:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
Good thing I wasn't drunk!

Date: 2013-01-19 04:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-catseye.livejournal.com
Exxxxxactly!

Date: 2013-01-19 04:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-bamf.livejournal.com
No, and I can outrun you, Catseye. Teleporter.

Date: 2013-01-19 04:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-catseye.livejournal.com
Damn you and your logic!

Date: 2013-01-19 04:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
You know you wanna help me avoid the lake if they come after me, right?

Date: 2013-01-19 04:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-bamf.livejournal.com
It only seems fair.

Date: 2013-01-19 04:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
Cool. Since the oven's auto-cleaning now, I can make you a hangover remedy.

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