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[xp_nightcrawler]

Lorna (and Kyle, Logan and possibly Matt), I am sorry for the smell of burning in the kitchen, and the mess in the oven.

Wade and I were trying to make chicken and waffles, after some of my brother's home distilled produce.  I will clean it all up when my head stops pounding.

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[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

That explains the stench.

Was startin' to wonder if there'd been a bonfire someplace and I didn't know about it.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Don't sweat it - I'm on my way down to clean it right now.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Good.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

It's not my fault frying chicken and making waffles is difficult to do at the same time. Also, where did you hide the waffle iron? The oven wouldn't be a mess if we could've found that. Instead, we tried to rig up something in the oven and that just didn't turn out well.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

You have no idea how much I am staring at this screen right now plotting ways of getting my revenge.

You rigged it? Wade! Why would you do that!? The waffle maker is on the counter to the left! And you use the fryer for the chicken. How drunk were you?

That is it I am coming down to see the damage, my poor kitchen.

My poor oven.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I wasn't drunk! Kurt was drunk, but I definitely wasn't. I didn't even drink a whole bottle by myself. I drank maybe half. That's nothing.

And I did that because I couldn't find the waffle maker - that doesn't look like a waffle maker, it looks like spaceship.

Don't worry, I got most of the gunk out and the oven's auto-cleaning at like a million degrees or something.

[x-bamf.livejournal.com]

Nothing is destroyed beyond repair! I am coming to help Wade clean, head or no head, because I think he is right and the cooking part was my idea.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

You guys kill me. You really do.

And Kurt, I can teach you how to drink and cook.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

And this is why we leave the cooking to the professionals.When the kitchen is cleaned to my standards, only then will I make you some Chicken and Waffles. Not Wade though, this could had been his idea.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Hey now - chicken and waffles was my idea, yeah, but cooking it ourselves was definitely Kurt's. I was all for a late night run to a diner or something.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Okay. I am calm I am no longer freaking out and imagining a large hole where the oven used to be. I am good.

I'll make breakfast for you too. Next time...I have nothing.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Oh, my Green-Haired Siren of the Kitchen.

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

Note to self: stay out of catform to avoid enhanced senses for a while!

Also, do the two of you need to be Laked?

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

*gigglesnort* Do you need some help making Chicken an Waffles?

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Yes please. Might as well make enough for others.

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

Awesome! I love chicken and waffles!

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

No laking necessary, thanks for offering though! Why does everyone keep offering to lake me? Kurt did it last night, too.

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

That's what we do to people who get drunk and cause mischief or mayhem around here!

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Good thing I wasn't drunk!

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

Exxxxxactly!

[x-bamf.livejournal.com]

No, and I can outrun you, Catseye. Teleporter.

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

Damn you and your logic!

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

You know you wanna help me avoid the lake if they come after me, right?

[x-bamf.livejournal.com]

It only seems fair.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Cool. Since the oven's auto-cleaning now, I can make you a hangover remedy.