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[xp_nightcrawler]

My girlfriend needs a better psychic circuit breaker. One that does not make her catatonic at inopportune moments.

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[x-m.livejournal.com]

I do NOT need a circuit breaker. You need one.

[x-bamf.livejournal.com]

...for what?

[x-m.livejournal.com]

Um. For making me zone out?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

TMI

[x-m.livejournal.com]

We didn't get to TMI because I fell over and zoned out. :(

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

THAT IS TMI TOO.

[x-m.livejournal.com]

No, it isn't. As I just told you, we didn't get to the sex. All we got to was some kissing.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude. I am not talking in public about my sex life, neither should you guys! SOME THINGS DON'T NEED TO BE SHARED.

[x-bamf.livejournal.com]

Ah, I see. I was only a very short time from not thinking, I promise you.

[x-m.livejournal.com]

I'm glad to hear that.

[x-bamf.livejournal.com]

You should know by now, you have that effect on me.

[x-m.livejournal.com]

I do, don't I?

[x-bamf.livejournal.com]

Quite impressively so.

[x-m.livejournal.com]

So, why are we doing this instead of taking advantage of the fact that I'm awake again?

[x-bamf.livejournal.com]

... I do not know, but I am putting the laptop do

[x-m.livejournal.com]

Good!

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Hey, quick poll - especially for Kurt's students - who thinks they really don't need to hear about the fuzzy blue guy's sex life or interruptions thereof? Can we get a show of hands?

Seriously, dude. Go on down to the supply room and sign out some subtlety. I think we have an excess somewhere since no one is using it.

[x-penance.livejournal.com]

Why are the teachers always talking about the sex? It is not a proper subject.

[x-m.livejournal.com]

Don't be such a prude, honey. That Fred dude's like, invulernable.

[x-penance.livejournal.com]

I am sixteen! And I am not married! And I do not want to be talking about anyone having the sex! It is not a polite thing to talk about.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Monet, seriously. Not cool. Knock it off. I know it's asking a bit much from you, but show a bit of class and dignity for once.

[x-m.livejournal.com]

What? What'd I do?

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Um, you kind of called a 16-year-old student a prude, for one.

[x-m.livejournal.com]

Okay, fine. I won't do that again.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

Whoa, wait, are you trying to set her up with Fred? 'Cause he's "invulnerable"? Yeah... you know, maybe if she likes a guy she'll set it up herself. And, you know, isn't any of your damn business.

'Sides, you don't have any fucking clue what it's like for some of us.

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

Can Catseye come nap with BlackBloodGirl since BigHairGirl is napping and doing NotSleepingBedGames with BlueBouncingMan? Catseye can give BlackBloodGirl her present!

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

...Sure. Come on over. I could use a cat napping on my head. ;)

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

Okay! Can Catseye bring her travel journal and read to BlackBloodGirl?

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

Sure. Bring it on. Should be a great thing to listen to.

[x-nothungry.livejournal.com]

...wait, WHAT!?!?!

[x-m.livejournal.com]

Hey, all I was trying to prove is that even if it's not you, it's not like Yvette is doomed to a life as a bloody nun.

[x-nothungry.livejournal.com]

Lady, I don't even know you. And Yvette doesn't need your help with anything, I'd wager.

[x-m.livejournal.com]

Fair enough.

[x-bamf.livejournal.com]

I am sorry, Yvette.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

That sounds like a personal problem. A kinda funny one...